which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
— ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)
a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
not only is king candy turbos self insert oc but he’s a BAD one.. like he’s the fucking KING gosh turbo trying hard much???